FAP MACHINE — Alpha Launch

What just happened

We built a game that tracks your hand movements in real time and turns them into a competitive sport.

And yes, we're serious. Deadly serious. The kind of serious that requires 30,000 lines of code, two MediaPipe AI models running simultaneously in your browser, a Supabase backend with anti-cheat verification, and a global leaderboard that is already being abused by people who are suspiciously good at moving their wrist.

The Fap Machine is the flagship game of the FAPLABS ecosystem on Solana. It's a real-time motion-tracking web game that runs entirely in your browser — no download, no install, no excuses. Just open it, point your camera at yourself, and start competing.

This is what happens when a dev team takes a ridiculous idea completely seriously and builds it with production-grade technology, 3 broken wrists, 12 dislocated shoulders, and an unshakeable belief that the internet needed this.

— It did. You just didn't know yet.

Proof of Grind

The numbers behind the madness

30K+

Lines of Code

Hand-crafted. No copilot did this.

2.7M+

Test Faps

Our wrists have seen things.

900+

Beta Testers

Absolute legends. All of them.

885+

Registered Players

Alpha. Just the beginning.

12

Shoulders Dislocated

In testing. Worth it.

3

Wrists Broken

Game too good. No regrets.

1

Tennis Elbow

Dev confirmed. Still coding.

8

Game Modes

Classic, Mask, Boss, Inferno...

23

AR Face Masks

AI-tracked. Real-time. Ridiculous.

7

Languages

EN, ES, FR, JA, DE, ZH, AR

🍺 Also consumed during development Many cases of beer

👀 Women watching confused behind the dev 4

🩱 Influencers in swimwear somehow involved Several

∞ Times we said "one more feature" ∞

What you can play right now

8 modes. One wrist. Infinite glory.

From the classic hand tracking to full AR face masks with AI — this isn't a prototype. This is a production game with global leaderboards, clans, anti-cheat, daily challenges, in-game economy, replays, and a ranking system from Rookie to GOD.

ClassicFREE

Mask ModeFREE

Twerk5 DC

Boss Mode10 DC

Inferno15 DC

Time Attack10 DC

Finger Mode5 DC

CompetitionFREE

Compatibility — read this

Works on most things. Not on your grandfather's browser.

The Fap Machine runs in your browser. No app needed. It uses WebAssembly AI models, real-time camera processing, and WebGL — which means it needs a modern browser. Here's the honest breakdown:

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Chrome / Edge (Desktop & Android)

Full support. WebM masks with alpha, WASM SIMD, MediaRecorder MP4. This is the vibe.

BEST EXPERIENCE

📱

Telegram Mini App (Android)

Fully playable. Open directly inside Telegram. Some older WebView builds may show mask backgrounds — we're on it.

WORKS

🦊

Firefox

Works great. Tracking, gameplay, everything. Just can't record in MP4 — recordings export as WebM. Minor inconvenience.

WORKS

🍎

Safari / iOS

Gameplay works. Animated WebM masks may show a black background (Safari doesn't support WebM alpha). Static masks work perfectly. We're working on APNG alternatives.

MOSTLY WORKS

🏛️

Nokia 5110 / IE6 / Safari v2

If you're reading this on a Nokia 5110, first of all — respect. Second — the game may experience "some performance issues" (it will not run). Please update your device. We believe in you.

GOD HELP YOU

🏆 For the full experience — AR masks, WebM animations, smooth 30fps tracking, MP4 recordings — use Chrome. It's free. It's fast. It was basically built for this game.

The legends behind this

900 beta testers. 4 Hall of Famers.

You gave us your wrists, your time, your bug reports, and in some cases your structural integrity. This section is for you.

OCTAGON

The Unstoppable Force

Broke every leaderboard we built. Asked for more. The definition of an absolute unit.

KID LATT

The Rhythm Machine

Natural fapping rhythm that confused our AI. Born to fap. Born to lead.

KHALS

The Silent Destroyer

No noise. Just results. Found bugs we didn't know we had. Quietly elite.

DECRYPT

The Crypto Fapper

Asked "when global?" before we had a roadmap. Bullish on faps. Bullish on life.

"And to the other 896 legends we didn't name — we see you. We feel you. We fap with you."

— The Dev Team

Also: Special Thanks To

FAPCOIN CTO Team Shib OG Team The Fapcoin Community thesirion.io All the HODLers

A message from the dev

FAP THE WORLD 🌍

When I started building this, I told myself: "It's just a little game." That was 30,000 lines of code ago. Three broken wrists ago. Several beers ago. Four confused women ago.

The truth is — I built this with love. Ridiculous, embarrassing, wrist-destroying love. I wanted to create something that makes people laugh, makes them competitive, makes them feel like a legend for moving their hand really fast. Mission accomplished.

FAP THE WORLD is not just a motto. It's a promise. The Fap Machine will be on every phone in the world. Every continent. Every timezone. Every human being who has ever had a wrist will know the glory of a perfect 10 FPS fap session. That is my oath to you.

To every single person who played, tested, broke something, reported a bug, sent a meme, or just laughed at the name — thank you. You are why this exists. You are the reason I stayed up until 4am fixing a bug that only happened on Samsung Internet on a Tuesday. You are the reason I didn't quit. Probably.

One last thing — if your shoulder hurts after playing this game, that means you're doing it right. Ice it. Rest it. Come back tomorrow and beat your high score.

FAP THE WORLD.

Keep going. Stay fapping. See you at the top.

luv u 🖤 Iván Picazo

teh dev

THE FAP MACHINE